[Have Fun] Things I don't want to see at the rink

[AgnesNitt]

Though it might have its amusing moments

[riley876]

Out of control kids on skate frames.



Or out of control adults on skate frames for that matter.

[Bill_S]

[AgnesNitt]

Bill_S, please don't tell me you have birds in the rafters!

[skategeek]

Tippi Hedren would agree.

[Bill_S]

Bill_S, please don't tell me you have birds in the rafters!

Agnes - Just bats in the belfry. I've named them, and that helps.

Skategeek - It seems like pigeons play a kind of "vertical hockey". When I was travelling in Italy, I swear that I had a target on me. Twice is one week is beyond statistical expectations.

Let's call that "Mussolini's Revenge".

[Bill_S]

Another thing that I don't want to see...

[Bill_S]

Our freestyle time has been cut significantly over the years to accomodate hockey. The last thing I want to see at our rink is this...

[Bill_S]

One more thing that I don't want to see...



Especially if they are coming for me.

[sparkleskates]

This mom type , typically standing in the door to the ice, therefore blocking your entry/exit screaming about "get that leg HIGHER!!!"

[Bill_S]

We had one of those about 10 years ago. 

Blissfully, we've been without one since.