Cosmo "26 Figure Skaters ..." Article

[FigureSpins]

Saw this on the Manleywoman Skatecast's Facebook page:


Cosmopolitan Magazine
"26 Figure Skaters Who Look Like They're Having Sex"
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/fashion/sexy-figure-skaters?src=soc_twtr#slide-1

Warning: It's an image slideshow of pairs/ice dancers, no witty captions or naming of names.  +GOE if you recognize Randy Gardner and Tai Babilonia.

Cosmo has recently become a vice of mine, along with drinking Coca-Cola - I don't drink alcohol, smoke or take drugs, so it's all good, lol.
Snark: I was surprised they didn't include some solo skaters grabbing themselves, doing peep-show spirals, A-frame spins or the best - in-air facial expressions that mimic ecstasy.

[AgnesNitt]

This is what the ISU gets when they focus on points for extreme positions rather than the grace and flow of skating.

[Neverdull44]

OMG!  That, is just soooo wrong.  It reminds me of a "funnY" motivational poster of a figure skating pair.   It had a picture, like those, and read, "No matter how hot your partner is, you're gay."  (or something like that).

[dlbritton]

Cosmopolitan Magazine
"26 Figure Skaters Who Look Like They're Having Sex"

I'm not sure about some of those positions, but they sure look happy.

Google: "demotivational figure skating" for some interesting posters.