Bill_S, please don't tell me you have birds in the rafters!
Agnes - Just bats in the belfry. I've named them, and that helps.
Skategeek - It seems like pigeons play a kind of "vertical hockey". When I was travelling in Italy, I swear that I had a target on me. Twice is one week is beyond statistical expectations.
Let's call that "Mussolini's Revenge".