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Started by FigureSpins, February 16, 2018, 02:43:36 PM

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FigureSpins

February 16, 2018, 02:43:36 PM
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/new-and-improved-names-for-figure-skating

I would really like to put "Danger Ballet / Coach" on my jacket.
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skategeek

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February 17, 2018, 08:22:51 PM
Love it!  I think we need t-shirts.

Reminds me of the "accurate animal names" meme that made the rounds a while back.  (Stab kitty, danger rope, etc.)

ChristyRN

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February 17, 2018, 08:31:14 PM
I'm still taking "Blinding Rhinestones".
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with one gorgeous redhead.  (Lucille Ball)

LunarSkater

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February 17, 2018, 08:49:26 PM
I have a preference for "Sharp Descent into Madness," although "Scythecapades" runs a close second.  ;D
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