Funny skating sayings on clothing

[jjane45]

Just read about one and went LOL: My trip to Hawaii, my Mercedes, my vacation, my home, and my retirement all went to buy ICE TIME!

What memorable sayings have you seen on clothing?

[fsk8r]

The t-shirt I should have bought said: "If it's called free skating why's it so damn expensive?"

[FigureSpins]

From skatedevil.com:

"Skating is Heaven on Earth...and when Hell freezes over, I'll skate there, too!"
(has a cute graphic: a devil wearing figure skates)

[jjane45]

(Bump) What about sayings you want to wear?

A friend contemplated putting this on a T-shirt:
Do not follow
This skater makes frequent stops

Another friend:
Speed limit 55

Now why are both from hockey skaters AND relate to driving?