Skating Priest

[AgnesNitt]

http://www.stltoday.com/lifestyles/faith-and-values/who-is-that-dashing-holy-man-ripping-up-the-ice/article_7d65ea36-862a-5967-a6d3-6ac93ff6087d.html

[FigureSpins]

Well, we had the Skating Nun last year... http://skatingforums.com/index.php?topic=6988.0

[skategeek]

Well, we had the Skating Nun last year... http://skatingforums.com/index.php?topic=6988.0

We have a skating rabbi in one of my classes.  She goes for fairly typical adult skaterwear, in bright cheerful colors.

[FigureSpins]

We have a skating rabbi in one of my classes.  She goes for fairly typical adult skaterwear, in bright cheerful colors.

This thread is starting to sound like a joke: "A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into an ice rink..."

[tstop4me]

This thread is starting to sound like a joke: "A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into an ice rink..."

OK, I'll bite.

A Priest, a Nun, and a Rabbi walk into an ice rink.  A Cute Little Girl in a Chloe Noel outfit comes up to them, and asks, "Do you like to skate?"  "Like?  We all have a passion for skating," the three answer in unison.  The Cute Little Girl then asks them, "Why do you have a passion for skating?"

The Cute Little Girl first turns to the Priest, and the Priest replies:  "It's a spiritual experience when I put on my Ice Halo and skate; I feel close to God."

She then turns to the Nun, and the Nun exclaims:  "I was first introduced to skating during a convent outing.  It was sheer ecstasy when I landed my first Axel, and skating has become a life-long habit, I guess."

The Cute Little Girl finally turns to the Rabbi, and the Rabbi sighs:  "Oh, my dear child, I was chosen to lead a life of suffering.  I've been trying to nail a scratch spin for some ten years now, and I still can't hook the entrance."

[sampaguita]

OK, I'll bite.

A Priest, a Nun, and a Rabbi walk into an ice rink.  A Cute Little Girl in a Chloe Noel outfit comes up to them, and asks, "Do you like to skate?"  "Like?  We all have a passion for skating," the three answer in unison.  The Cute Little Girl then asks them, "Why do you have a passion for skating?"

The Cute Little Girl first turns to the Priest, and the Priest replies:  "It's a spiritual experience when I put on my Ice Halo and skate; I feel close to God."

She then turns to the Nun, and the Nun exclaims:  "I was first introduced to skating during a convent outing.  It was sheer ecstasy when I landed my first Axel, and skating has become a life-long habit, I guess."

The Cute Little Girl finally turns to the Rabbi, and the Rabbi sighs:  "Oh, my dear child, I was chosen to lead a life of suffering.  I've been trying to nail a scratch spin for some ten years now, and I still can't hook the entrance."

Hahaha!!! That's a good one!

[Isk8NYC]

OK, I'll bite.

Awesome +GOE

Thanks!!!

[Meli]

OK, I'll bite.

A Priest, a Nun, and a Rabbi walk into an ice rink.  A Cute Little Girl in a Chloe Noel outfit comes up to them, and asks, "Do you like to skate?"  "Like?  We all have a passion for skating," the three answer in unison.  The Cute Little Girl then asks them, "Why do you have a passion for skating?"

The Cute Little Girl first turns to the Priest, and the Priest replies:  "It's a spiritual experience when I put on my Ice Halo and skate; I feel close to God."

She then turns to the Nun, and the Nun exclaims:  "I was first introduced to skating during a convent outing.  It was sheer ecstasy when I landed my first Axel, and skating has become a life-long habit, I guess."

The Cute Little Girl finally turns to the Rabbi, and the Rabbi sighs:  "Oh, my dear child, I was chosen to lead a life of suffering.  I've been trying to nail a scratch spin for some ten years now, and I still can't hook the entrance."

Dying.