Caption please #1

[Bill_S]

Let's have a little fun.

Supply a caption for the following picture. Humor is desired!

Everyone: Add a little GOE for anyone submitting a really funny caption!



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[riley876]

Vocal bubble on the character in orange (directed to someone off camera):

"Your edges need more curl!  MORE CURL!"

Thought bubble on the skater in the background on the left:

"Just keep skating.  Just keep skating.  Just keep skating. "

[tstop4me]

Thought bubble for lady in curlers:

"'Tuition is no obstacle'.  Yeah, right.  I can't afford skates, and I can't afford a hairstylist, because I just paid my daughter's tuition bill."

[Bill_S]

I'll try one...

"The test chair wondered why little Suzy quickly left the rink at the Zamboni end."

[AgnesNitt]

Demonstration of new fully customizable head protection .

[sk8lady]

"Mom, you are SOOOOOO embarrassing!!"

[taka]

On 5.30am practice ice... what do you mean I need to be dressed AND wearing skates?

Lady in left background : zzzzz... need... more... sleep... zzzzz

[Bill_S]

I'll try another one...

Undercover agent Molly Smith (middle) failed to apprehend the suspect. He made his escape on hockey skates.

She wonders if her undercover disguise gave her away.

[Neverdull44]

Lady in curlers is really the figure skating director.

"I was here until mid-night, only to return at 4:30 a.m to open the rink.   Got the Learn to Skate Basic Skills Competition at 8:00 a.m.  So, don't complain to me if Suzy doesn't have a spotlight or the brown, rental skates are out of your size."

[tstop4me]

Girl on the left, skating away:

"I know this is a public session, but this is a bit too public for me."

[tstop4me]

Lady in curlers:

"Er ... where's the ladies' room?"

[Query]

"Mom, you are SOOOOOO embarrassing!!"

I can't top that. But:

  "My new coach."

[ls99]

R E S P E C T   oh, never mind!

One way to make sure she is visible.

[skategeek]

"I heard something about a curling tournament?"

[AgnesNitt]

"I heard something about a curling tournament?"

+1!!!!

[mnrjpf99]

*Woman in orange* "Hey. This isn't the cafeteria...."
*Woman to the right* "Oh Martha. I see you escaped the ward again... I told you to stay put and that I would be back soon."
*Woman in orange* "But...But... I wanted to go with you. Oooh looky there! A big pink elephant!"
*Girl to the left* "I am going over there. I'm out... My coach told me there would be days like this, but yikes! That's just crazy! Oops. Did I say that out loud?"