Let's have a little fun.
Supply a caption for the following picture. Humor is desired!
Everyone: Add a little GOE for anyone submitting a really funny caption!
(http://www.afterness.com/skating/images/coach_curlers_bird.jpg)
(you might have to click on the picture to see a larger version)
Vocal bubble on the character in orange (directed to someone off camera):
"Your edges need more curl! MORE CURL!"
Thought bubble on the skater in the background on the left:
"Just keep skating. Just keep skating. Just keep skating. "
Thought bubble for lady in curlers:
"'Tuition is no obstacle'. Yeah, right. I can't afford skates, and I can't afford a hairstylist, because I just paid my daughter's tuition bill."
I'll try one...
"The test chair wondered why little Suzy quickly left the rink at the Zamboni end."
Demonstration of new fully customizable head protection .
"Mom, you are SOOOOOO embarrassing!!"
On 5.30am practice ice... what do you mean I need to be dressed AND wearing skates?
Lady in left background : zzzzz... need... more... sleep... zzzzz
I'll try another one...
Undercover agent Molly Smith (middle) failed to apprehend the suspect. He made his escape on hockey skates.
She wonders if her undercover disguise gave her away.
Lady in curlers is really the figure skating director.
"I was here until mid-night, only to return at 4:30 a.m to open the rink. Got the Learn to Skate Basic Skills Competition at 8:00 a.m. So, don't complain to me if Suzy doesn't have a spotlight or the brown, rental skates are out of your size."
Girl on the left, skating away:
"I know this is a public session, but this is a bit too public for me."
Lady in curlers:
"Er ... where's the ladies' room?"
Quote from: sk8lady on August 14, 2016, 09:21:29 AM
"Mom, you are SOOOOOO embarrassing!!"
I can't top that. But:
"My new coach."
R E S P E C T oh, never mind!
One way to make sure she is visible.
"I heard something about a curling tournament?"
*Woman in orange* "Hey. This isn't the cafeteria...."
*Woman to the right* "Oh Martha. I see you escaped the ward again... I told you to stay put and that I would be back soon."
*Woman in orange* "But...But... I wanted to go with you. Oooh looky there! A big pink elephant!"
*Girl to the left* "I am going over there. I'm out... My coach told me there would be days like this, but yikes! That's just crazy! Oops. Did I say that out loud?"