This is funny in a very sarcastic way:
http://community.sparknotes.com/2010/12/10/the-illustrated-guide-to-ice-skating
"If you are afraid of falling down, have a friend step out with you. It won't stop you from falling, but it will stop you from falling ALONE."
That was awesome thanks for sharing. I love the part about getting your skates as tight as can be, I do that! :)