https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/new-and-improved-names-for-figure-skating
I would really like to put "Danger Ballet / Coach" on my jacket.
Love it! I think we need t-shirts.
Reminds me of the "accurate animal names" meme that made the rounds a while back. (Stab kitty, danger rope, etc.)
I'm still taking "Blinding Rhinestones".
I have a preference for "Sharp Descent into Madness," although "Scythecapades" runs a close second. ;D