I find the strangest things on iTunes:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/youve-got-brand-new-pair-figure/id268000250?i=268000373
Also on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Youve-Brand-Pair-Figure-Skates/dp/B00122NZCK
PROGRAM!
ROTFL! Brilliant!
My training partner and I skated to this for our (Adult Gold) duet. She was Tonya and I was Nancy. She whacked my knee at the end with a plastic baseball bat.
BTW, for those too young to get the reference, it is a parody of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5LzOlNZPCc
BTW, Melanie claimed in a TV interview that the song is entirely innocent. *whistles*
That cracked me up. And I will have to file it away in memory for when my kids are a little bigger and need a holiday show duet.