This thread is starting to sound like a joke: "A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into an ice rink..."
OK, I'll bite.
A Priest, a Nun, and a Rabbi walk into an ice rink. A Cute Little Girl in a Chloe Noel outfit comes up to them, and asks, "Do you like to skate?" "Like? We all have a
passion for skating," the three answer in unison. The Cute Little Girl then asks them, "Why do you have a
passion for skating?"
The Cute Little Girl first turns to the Priest, and the Priest replies: "It's a spiritual experience when I put on my Ice Halo and skate; I feel close to God."
She then turns to the Nun, and the Nun exclaims: "I was first introduced to skating during a convent outing. It was sheer ecstasy when I landed my first Axel, and skating has become a life-long habit, I guess."
The Cute Little Girl finally turns to the Rabbi, and the Rabbi sighs: "Oh, my dear child, I was chosen to lead a life of suffering. I've been trying to nail a scratch spin for some ten years now, and I still can't hook the entrance."