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Offline jjane45

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Funny skating sayings on clothing
« on: December 14, 2010, 11:15:32 AM »
Just read about one and went LOL: My trip to Hawaii, my Mercedes, my vacation, my home, and my retirement all went to buy ICE TIME!

What memorable sayings have you seen on clothing? ;D
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Re: Funny skating sayings on clothing
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2010, 11:51:10 AM »
The t-shirt I should have bought said: "If it's called free skating why's it so damn expensive?"
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Re: Funny skating sayings on clothing
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2010, 12:48:01 PM »
From skatedevil.com:

"Skating is Heaven on Earth...and when Hell freezes over, I'll skate there, too!"
(has a cute graphic: a devil wearing figure skates)
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Re: Funny skating sayings on clothing
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 12:11:56 AM »
(Bump) What about sayings you want to wear? ;D

A friend contemplated putting this on a T-shirt:
Do not follow
This skater makes frequent stops

Another friend:
Speed limit 55

Now why are both from hockey skaters AND relate to driving????
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