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Title: New Yorker Humor
Post by: FigureSpins on February 16, 2018, 02:43:36 PM
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/new-and-improved-names-for-figure-skating

I would really like to put "Danger Ballet / Coach" on my jacket.
Title: Re: New Yorker Humor
Post by: skategeek on February 17, 2018, 08:22:51 PM
Love it!  I think we need t-shirts.

Reminds me of the "accurate animal names" meme that made the rounds a while back.  (Stab kitty, danger rope, etc.)
Title: Re: New Yorker Humor
Post by: ChristyRN on February 17, 2018, 08:31:14 PM
I'm still taking "Blinding Rhinestones".
Title: Re: New Yorker Humor
Post by: LunarSkater on February 17, 2018, 08:49:26 PM
I have a preference for "Sharp Descent into Madness," although "Scythecapades" runs a close second.  ;D