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Offline AgnesNitt

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Re: Skating Priest
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2017, 07:32:28 PM »
Well, we had the Skating Nun last year... http://skatingforums.com/index.php?topic=6988.0
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Re: Skating Priest
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2017, 07:52:19 PM »
Well, we had the Skating Nun last year... http://skatingforums.com/index.php?topic=6988.0

We have a skating rabbi in one of my classes.  She goes for fairly typical adult skaterwear, in bright cheerful colors.

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Re: Skating Priest
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2017, 07:53:04 PM »
We have a skating rabbi in one of my classes.  She goes for fairly typical adult skaterwear, in bright cheerful colors.

This thread is starting to sound like a joke: "A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into an ice rink..."
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Re: Skating Priest
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2017, 12:33:47 PM »
This thread is starting to sound like a joke: "A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into an ice rink..."

OK, I'll bite.

A Priest, a Nun, and a Rabbi walk into an ice rink.  A Cute Little Girl in a Chloe Noel outfit comes up to them, and asks, "Do you like to skate?"  "Like?  We all have a passion for skating," the three answer in unison.  The Cute Little Girl then asks them, "Why do you have a passion for skating?"

The Cute Little Girl first turns to the Priest, and the Priest replies:  "It's a spiritual experience when I put on my Ice Halo and skate; I feel close to God."

She then turns to the Nun, and the Nun exclaims:  "I was first introduced to skating during a convent outing.  It was sheer ecstasy when I landed my first Axel, and skating has become a life-long habit, I guess."

The Cute Little Girl finally turns to the Rabbi, and the Rabbi sighs:  "Oh, my dear child, I was chosen to lead a life of suffering.  I've been trying to nail a scratch spin for some ten years now, and I still can't hook the entrance."


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Re: Skating Priest
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2017, 08:11:08 PM »
OK, I'll bite.

A Priest, a Nun, and a Rabbi walk into an ice rink.  A Cute Little Girl in a Chloe Noel outfit comes up to them, and asks, "Do you like to skate?"  "Like?  We all have a passion for skating," the three answer in unison.  The Cute Little Girl then asks them, "Why do you have a passion for skating?"

The Cute Little Girl first turns to the Priest, and the Priest replies:  "It's a spiritual experience when I put on my Ice Halo and skate; I feel close to God."

She then turns to the Nun, and the Nun exclaims:  "I was first introduced to skating during a convent outing.  It was sheer ecstasy when I landed my first Axel, and skating has become a life-long habit, I guess."

The Cute Little Girl finally turns to the Rabbi, and the Rabbi sighs:  "Oh, my dear child, I was chosen to lead a life of suffering.  I've been trying to nail a scratch spin for some ten years now, and I still can't hook the entrance."



Hahaha!!! That's a good one!

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Re: Skating Priest
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2017, 07:25:26 AM »
OK, I'll bite.

Awesome +GOE

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Re: Skating Priest
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2017, 01:22:28 PM »
OK, I'll bite.

A Priest, a Nun, and a Rabbi walk into an ice rink.  A Cute Little Girl in a Chloe Noel outfit comes up to them, and asks, "Do you like to skate?"  "Like?  We all have a passion for skating," the three answer in unison.  The Cute Little Girl then asks them, "Why do you have a passion for skating?"

The Cute Little Girl first turns to the Priest, and the Priest replies:  "It's a spiritual experience when I put on my Ice Halo and skate; I feel close to God."

She then turns to the Nun, and the Nun exclaims:  "I was first introduced to skating during a convent outing.  It was sheer ecstasy when I landed my first Axel, and skating has become a life-long habit, I guess."

The Cute Little Girl finally turns to the Rabbi, and the Rabbi sighs:  "Oh, my dear child, I was chosen to lead a life of suffering.  I've been trying to nail a scratch spin for some ten years now, and I still can't hook the entrance."

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