I've never seen any of these things before! I guess we don't have a trendy rink
$32 for a pair of guards? Wow. Then again, I rarely use guards because they are hard to fit over the wide top of the paramount blades. If these fit, that would be nicer. Still 2-piece guards are only like $10, so 3 times more- ouch.
Our little rink kiosk sells some animal soakers, but a different kind I think. I've only seen one kid who has them. As an adult, that is one skating trend I'm not interested in. (I fall for many...)
The Tote you posted made me think of a bag Rainbo sports was advertising recently- for setting on the wall of the hockey box, but I can't find it on their website. Maybe they already pulled the product?
The thing I wonder about: do Boot Bags have any added value? I see some skaters who keep their skates in them, but not many.