Well first off, I would think you'd want to bring their attention to the fact that they spelled "Publix" incorrectly. Really lean on this and tell them you already care so much about the company that you know they would like to be told they look really stupid and probably have for years.
No doubt you'll want to tell the interviewer ALL about yourself. They'll be impressed that you stopped wetting the bed at sleepovers before any of your friends did, your lifelong passion for watching competitive eating and your ambition to someday enter the sport, that you only wear the most costly underwear, etc. etc. And just to show that you're not all self-centered and that you care, feel free to also ask the interviewer very personal questions so that you can get a head-start on getting to know your future coworker!
You'll also want to bring out your best working skills. Who else can still perform their job so well when visibly hungover, for example? They'll be comforted to know that even if you're asleep at your desk, you can manage to STILL LOOK LIKE YOU'RE AWAKE, and that you really only spend an average of two or three hours per day asleep, as you had the self-restraint to bring yourself down from four or five. They'll also want to be aware that you don't take crap from ANYBODY, not even your bosses, and will feel free to tell them so! Also that you're not one of those people who panders to management and coworkers--oh no, when you disagree, you'll stand up and say so, no matter how offended people get, because you're just one of those people who marches to their own drummer even if other people get wussy and say that's inappropriate.
Of course, before you can get an interview, you'll need to have an impressive resume and cover letter so they know they want to call you. Now, you may feel at this point that you should play it pretty straight so you don't seem to stick out too much. No way! You want to stand out, and want it clear from the get-go that you're nothing like these other boring chumps with their recycled keywords and yawn-inducing fonts. First, you need to find some really colorful paper for your resume--check out the stationery section or scrapbooking section of the store, and find something that really tells who YOU are. Then choose your favorite font! if it's hard to read, well, they'll quickly discover you're worth it, and every HR person loves a challenge and will be grateful to you for presenting one, unlike those other people who insult the HR person's intelligence by dumbing down their stuff! Don't stick to boring stuff about the last two jobs you've held. You see, you want to present yourself as a well-rounded person, and of course, you'll want to prove you've been that way all your life. So add all of your activities! My Little Pony Club in second grade? Throw it on there! It'll show you're All-American! Community service is important too. Did you spend two hours volunteering at the soup kitchen once, or have to do some court-ordered community service? You want to make sure to add that in.