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On the Ice => Sitting on the Boards Rink Side => Topic started by: Bill_S on August 13, 2016, 05:19:41 PM
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Let's have a little fun.
Supply a caption for the following picture. Humor is desired!
Everyone: Add a little GOE for anyone submitting a really funny caption!
(http://www.afterness.com/skating/images/coach_curlers_bird.jpg)
(you might have to click on the picture to see a larger version)
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Vocal bubble on the character in orange (directed to someone off camera):
"Your edges need more curl! MORE CURL!"
Thought bubble on the skater in the background on the left:
"Just keep skating. Just keep skating. Just keep skating. "
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Thought bubble for lady in curlers:
"'Tuition is no obstacle'. Yeah, right. I can't afford skates, and I can't afford a hairstylist, because I just paid my daughter's tuition bill."
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I'll try one...
"The test chair wondered why little Suzy quickly left the rink at the Zamboni end."
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Demonstration of new fully customizable head protection .
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"Mom, you are SOOOOOO embarrassing!!"
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On 5.30am practice ice... what do you mean I need to be dressed AND wearing skates?
Lady in left background : zzzzz... need... more... sleep... zzzzz
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I'll try another one...
Undercover agent Molly Smith (middle) failed to apprehend the suspect. He made his escape on hockey skates.
She wonders if her undercover disguise gave her away.
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Lady in curlers is really the figure skating director.
"I was here until mid-night, only to return at 4:30 a.m to open the rink. Got the Learn to Skate Basic Skills Competition at 8:00 a.m. So, don't complain to me if Suzy doesn't have a spotlight or the brown, rental skates are out of your size."
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Girl on the left, skating away:
"I know this is a public session, but this is a bit too public for me."
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Lady in curlers:
"Er ... where's the ladies' room?"
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"Mom, you are SOOOOOO embarrassing!!"
I can't top that. But:
"My new coach."
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R E S P E C T oh, never mind!
One way to make sure she is visible.
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"I heard something about a curling tournament?"
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"I heard something about a curling tournament?"
+1!!!!
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*Woman in orange* "Hey. This isn't the cafeteria...."
*Woman to the right* "Oh Martha. I see you escaped the ward again... I told you to stay put and that I would be back soon."
*Woman in orange* "But...But... I wanted to go with you. Oooh looky there! A big pink elephant!"
*Girl to the left* "I am going over there. I'm out... My coach told me there would be days like this, but yikes! That's just crazy! Oops. Did I say that out loud?"