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Caption please #1
« on: August 13, 2016, 04:19:41 PM »
Let's have a little fun.

Supply a caption for the following picture. Humor is desired!

Everyone: Add a little GOE for anyone submitting a really funny caption!



(you might have to click on the picture to see a larger version)



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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2016, 04:32:12 PM »
Vocal bubble on the character in orange (directed to someone off camera):

"Your edges need more curl!  MORE CURL!"

Thought bubble on the skater in the background on the left:

"Just keep skating.  Just keep skating.  Just keep skating. "


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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2016, 04:47:50 PM »
Thought bubble for lady in curlers:

"'Tuition is no obstacle'.  Yeah, right.  I can't afford skates, and I can't afford a hairstylist, because I just paid my daughter's tuition bill."

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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2016, 04:50:15 PM »
I'll try one...

"The test chair wondered why little Suzy quickly left the rink at the Zamboni end."
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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2016, 05:33:54 PM »
Demonstration of new fully customizable head protection .
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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2016, 08:21:29 AM »
"Mom, you are SOOOOOO embarrassing!!"

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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2016, 09:54:52 AM »
On 5.30am practice ice... what do you mean I need to be dressed AND wearing skates?

Lady in left background : zzzzz... need... more... sleep... zzzzz


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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2016, 01:11:53 PM »
I'll try another one...

Undercover agent Molly Smith (middle) failed to apprehend the suspect. He made his escape on hockey skates.

She wonders if her undercover disguise gave her away.
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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2016, 02:19:33 PM »
Lady in curlers is really the figure skating director.

"I was here until mid-night, only to return at 4:30 a.m to open the rink.   Got the Learn to Skate Basic Skills Competition at 8:00 a.m.  So, don't complain to me if Suzy doesn't have a spotlight or the brown, rental skates are out of your size."

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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2016, 04:05:47 PM »
Girl on the left, skating away:

"I know this is a public session, but this is a bit too public for me."

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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2016, 04:07:12 PM »
Lady in curlers:

"Er ... where's the ladies' room?"

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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2016, 11:26:07 PM »
"Mom, you are SOOOOOO embarrassing!!"

I can't top that. But:

  "My new coach."

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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2016, 07:18:42 PM »
R E S P E C T   oh, never mind!

One way to make sure she is visible.
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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2016, 07:41:46 PM »
"I heard something about a curling tournament?"

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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2016, 08:30:20 PM »
"I heard something about a curling tournament?"

+1!!!!
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Re: Caption please #1
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2016, 07:06:05 PM »
*Woman in orange* "Hey. This isn't the cafeteria...."
*Woman to the right* "Oh Martha. I see you escaped the ward again... I told you to stay put and that I would be back soon."
*Woman in orange* "But...But... I wanted to go with you. Oooh looky there! A big pink elephant!"
*Girl to the left* "I am going over there. I'm out... My coach told me there would be days like this, but yikes! That's just crazy! Oops. Did I say that out loud?"