My favorite since I am in Alabama, " there's ice skating in Alabama?!" We have a few rinks here. I also get "can you do all the twirls and stuff?"
HA, there is no ice in Alabama, unless it's in your soda!
But rest assure, friends, you are not alone with the asinine questions.
The ladies I normally talk to get the same thing about riding their horses.
'When are you growing out of it'
'when the baby comes, you have to sell the horse' (and do what? sit on the couch, melt your brain with barney, eating bon-bons all day?)
'Why are you still taking lessons, don't you know how to ride by now'
'I can ride, I was on a pony at a carnival once'
The remarks and question usually come from people who do nothing else but watch TV and play on the computer.
Heck, even this lovely older couple gets grief from the crowd, being called crazy for enjoying the outdoors. I guess since they are pushing 80, they need to sit in a wheel chair, instead of running circles around us younger folk!