Alright, Sanity done left the building:
for your reading pleasure: The Short Program
Skated to the music of 'The Black Mages' or something similar to that (that was on my playlist, random loop...)
Pre-story:
Guy meets girl, girl gets dumped on her head (pairs, bad fall, broken leg/concussion)
guy has to skate his program later in the day, has a surprising fall during warmup.
(all of that is subject to edit -
- I just wish I could actually edit
)
Please do go through it with the big red marker, and be honest to the point of brutality.
I can't take it, I know, but no pain no gain, right!
Thank you.
(you won't have to suffer through such a long paragraph for the long, I swear, because nobody can bare to watch him skate
)
The guy is a bit of a Gary Sue, I know....but I think I found a skater who can be (one of) his role models....Did I mention I love you guys?
for now anyhow until you hit me in the head with your skates for being such a hack